(V) When someone accidently pocket calls you and leaves a really long voicemail of background noises.
Guy1: man, Louise pocket called me at 2:44 in the morning. And left a voicemail.
Guy2: really? What he say?
Guy1: nothing! It just sounded like a bunch of people talking and yelling in the background!
Guy2: oh. He was Pocket voicemailing you! Wow, too funny.
Guy2: really? What he say?
Guy1: nothing! It just sounded like a bunch of people talking and yelling in the background!
Guy2: oh. He was Pocket voicemailing you! Wow, too funny.
by sYk0t1Ck April 18, 2010
by Soty3109 November 20, 2020
An old man who has fuzz in his ears, hair, teeth and on his clothing.
Also, a fuzz pocket befits a chick or beer stud that's hung over from a frat party.
Also, a fuzz pocket befits a chick or beer stud that's hung over from a frat party.
Look at that old snore-hound in the rocking chair, he has more fuzz on him than a blanket.
Shiela must have rolled in the sack with an old fuzz pocketat the frat house.
Shiela must have rolled in the sack with an old fuzz pocketat the frat house.
by faulpelz May 05, 2009
When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.
When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.
by BreadstickMagician December 09, 2016
A derogatory term used to insult another person. Especially when said person is being stingy, cheap, or trying to rip someone off.
by 414 Southside G July 09, 2010
by big dik2117 September 03, 2015
Though, it is highly acidic and designed to destroy all bacteria that enter it... it is truly an awesome pocket.
They suck dick, i.e. they have no interest in the awesome pocket.
I love her and her awesome pocket.
They suck dick, i.e. they have no interest in the awesome pocket.
I love her and her awesome pocket.
by Blaine Myers, Ryan Verde, Andy Peterson May 09, 2008