Hot Pocketing

When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.

When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.

by BreadstickMagician December 8, 2016

Pocket Tennis

When a large-limbed man wears swetpants or shors without underwear, his penis being wacked/slapped from left to right by his legs when walking, or by both hands in his pockets

I had a half-boner earlyer. I tought i might sign up for the pocket tennis league

by Mwtr123 December 23, 2022

fuzz pocket

An old man who has fuzz in his ears, hair, teeth and on his clothing.

Also, a fuzz pocket befits a chick or beer stud that's hung over from a frat party.

Look at that old snore-hound in the rocking chair, he has more fuzz on him than a blanket.

Shiela must have rolled in the sack with an old fuzz pocketat the frat house.

by faulpelz May 5, 2009

oat pocket

Adam Russell from story of the year vagina

Adam keeps a lot of shit in his oat pocket

by Soty3109 November 19, 2020

Pocket Wrencher

A derogatory term used to insult another person. Especially when said person is being stingy, cheap, or trying to rip someone off.

That pocket wrencher never paid me back for the other night

or

You're such a pocket wrencher

by 414 Southside G July 10, 2010

Pocket WOP

an italian-american who is 4'10'' or shorter.

"Yeah that Snookie is a reaal pocket wop.. kinda like polly pocket, cept she's a wop."

by b.claire May 1, 2010

Pocket Yummy

noun/ adjective:

Attractive female of smallish stature, typically not exceeding 5'3" in height and 110lbs in weight. Known to provoke lascivious sentiment in males, including (in)appropriate commentary thereto among groups of males. A Pocket Yummy has always achieved age of majority and should not be confused with a 'Future Babe'.

'Hey bro did you check out the beer cart girl? Total pocket yummy. I could do some things to her that would make me ashamed of myself. Or maybe she would be ashamed. I dunno. Either way probably. Oh sorry man go ahead and putt".

by subtastic January 1, 2013