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Bitch Please

A phrase a Woman will use before she goes off. This is your warning to leave before you get caught in the cross fire
The bitch: your cinnamon roles don't even taste that good
The Woman: Bitch please......
*Tension*
*Fighting*
by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023
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Nigga Please

A cereal that has good shit on it, like I fucking want it right now.
Person 1: Bro your cereal tastes good. What's the cereal called? So I want to nut on this cereal
Person 2 (who is a whigga): Nigga please.
Person 1: What the fuck i'm going to beat your ass up
Person 2: No, Nigga please (shows the cereal)
Person 1: Ohhh, ok now OILED UP right now.
by yeezyeatsassalot December 23, 2023
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Bitch please

Bitch please is like saying I don’t believe you
Bitch please you haven’t lost any weight
by Steph yea lynn March 5, 2024
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blissey please stop typing random shit

When Blissey derails conversations usually about some pokemon shit or things being adorable
Blissey: There is nothing kinky about vulperas, they are just a race in wow. It's the same as saying you find gnomes adorable because they are small, or you find the tusks on an orc adorable

Hellner: blissey please stop typing random shit
by shinhows May 7, 2024
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Mount Plesbian

A lesbian living in the Mount Pleasant neighbourhood of “Vancouver”. They can often be found buying $7 oat milk iced coffees at independent coffee shops on Main St while walking their dogs. One can differentiate them from their Commercial Drive counterparts through the clothes they wear, their lack of mullets, smaller septum piercings, and the establishments they frequent.
My tinder is full of mount plesbians these days so I started shopping for more designer athleisure wear and am getting into natural wine.
by genderspice September 18, 2024
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Blood Pleasure

Ejaculating inside of an open wound letting blood go everywhere and then licking it up
Dude my gf is a freak she cut herself and said give me Blood Pleasure baby
by AllahuakPeter January 29, 2025
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People Pleaser

A man who confuses “being considerate” with running a full-service casting call. He thrives on juggling attention, flattery, and validation from multiple women at once—and gets an ego boost (or a thrill) from presenting them with an assortment of men like it’s a tasting menu. Less about commitment, more about applause. Think: social concierge meets chaos coordinator.
Usage:
“Watch out—he’s not romantic, he’s a People Pleaser. If there’s a room full of women, he’s already planning the lineup.”

Synonyms: Validation DJ, Attention Sommelier, Chaos Cupid

Opposite: Emotionally available adult
by FinalElement January 27, 2026
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