Phone Defense

To pull out your phone and aimlessly go through contacts, etc., when faced with passing strangers, as to not look like a friendless loser.

Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.

"I went to this show alone, and in between sets when other people were talking I used my phone defense."

by help. September 2, 2014

phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.

a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.

by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015

phonecation

When you take a vacation from your phone. Generally, it's 2 or more days.

I took a phonecation and now I'm a better person.

by ToastyToastedToast May 18, 2016

phone pog

When you and your friends stack your phones on top of each other, then take the heavier of the phones and smash it atop the others. This is revered to "phone pog", much like the normal version of pog, only super awesome and cool.

If you're bored, why don't you all stack your phones up and play a game of phone pog?

by Ageofchronic January 12, 2017

Phone wanking

Wiggling your phone to record extra steps on a step app

I was phone wanking to get all 10000 steps for the day

by Coll24 January 10, 2017

Phone Clone

When a person loses touch with the real world and has their life in their phone.

" Sheila used to be so much fun now all she does is look at her phone."
" Yeah she's a real phone clone now she put her personality into her phone and is just a shell."

"What can we do to help her?"

" Send her to the Urban Dictionary and tell her to look up phone clone."

by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017

Phone-to-face

Dropping a cell phone onto your face whilst using it lying down on a bed, couch, etc; Not very painful, but quite humiliating.

Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?

Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.

Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.

by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018