chocolate covered cherry picker

The act of one orally extracting puss out of his/her partners hemorroid

Oh god Billy you have to give me a chocolate covered cherry picker tonight

by We want the funk July 3, 2006

Jam Packer

Noun- A stupid or gormless person who insists on embarrassing themselves wherever possible. This word can only be found in Blyth, as it's use has not been widely spread. Note: Use with caution, can be misinterpreted wrongly.

why did you do that, you made and arse outta yourself, you little jam packer

by Ben Taylor May 13, 2005

fadge packer

One who packs half-bales of wool. a complete retard and usually employed to comply with non-discrimination by-laws.

A vegan homosexual.

Rotorua mitre 10's employees.

"Jimmy you slacker, stop bieng a homo and help me pack these fadges"

"i'm getting out of this hole, mitre 10 is full of fadge packers!"

Nick-"whats wrong mate?"
Paul-"oh my back is killing me, ive been packing fadges all night"

by Pond_Scumley December 17, 2007

pucker-sucker

1. a homosexual or gay motherfucker

2. an ass-kisser

3. a dumbass who can't drive and is in front of you when you are in a hurry.

" Look at that that pucker-sucker!"

" WTF!!! Why won't that pucker-sucker move the fuck out of my lane!!! DAMN!"

by MyHeadMyWorld...MG December 9, 2008

hiney pucker

involuntary response to seeing he surprise scary part of a scary movie

When Jason jumped out of that lake, it made my hiney pucker.

by Johnny A April 21, 2003

Picker

To decide something despite not wanting to pick.

Sarah doesn't like to picker. Patrick always pickers.

by Teddybear & Penguin October 6, 2008

pudding packer

to pack pudding or shove it up your or someones ass, then to replace pudding with shit, poo, crap, donkey brownies or fuck rubbish.

i packed the pudding last night

by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005