Masturbating, bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
by -This Guy May 25, 2009
Get the Winner Timemug. SJ: Dang Philly it's 10am and your drinking already?
PRH: What do you mean, I'm still wasted from last night, I'm on Turtle Time!
PRH: What do you mean, I'm still wasted from last night, I'm on Turtle Time!
by Lola- SJ July 14, 2010
Get the Turtle Timemug. by can u let a nigga borrow a pen April 13, 2023
Get the Type of timingmug. The time of the day when all 1337 h4x0rz g4m3rs oughtta be online! 13.37 'o clock. Too bad for American ppl they work with AM and PM, so no 1337 time for them ^^ XD
by N00dl3s May 27, 2007
Get the 1337 timemug. The time it takes to smoke a cigarette. One cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke one cigarette. Two cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke two cigarettes and so on.
Person 1: How long will it take until you get here?
Person 2: It shouldn't be longer than two cigarette's time.
Person 2: It shouldn't be longer than two cigarette's time.
by aludram July 12, 2010
Get the cigarette's timemug. The futer way of saying, "time machine." This saying is most oftenly used on a site called, "amirite.com."
In the futer, I have arrived back in the past while in my time macne.
I finally created a time macne! Now I am seeing how my mother looks when she is a child!
I finally created a time macne! Now I am seeing how my mother looks when she is a child!
by BlindNerd January 9, 2013
Get the Time Macnemug. 