Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

by Dave TTB September 6, 2013

Booting

When your head is booting, you have a really bad headache/migraine

This is usually after a night of drinking/drugs or when you’re stressed out

“My head is Vladimir Booting!”
“Daaamn, my head is BOOTING”

by Herbery February 27, 2021

Boot naiger

A black person wearing boots

Hey dude a boot naiger

by Berliner555 July 16, 2023

betch ur boots

You betch-ur-boots is another term for, "you betcha" or most definitely, you can count on it, for sure. Example: "Hey you guys, I'm on my way back from the Bahamas, is it snowing in Chicago?"

"You betch-ur-boots it is Valerie!"

"Betch ur boots" example: Hey you guys, I'm on my way back from the Bahamas, is it snowing in Chicago?"

"You betch-ur-boots it is Valerie!"

by Danielbenjaminiam March 29, 2015

Boot

A drug that is close to MDMA/extacy and methamphetamine. These are synthetics that continue to change as the government bans them. Originally started as MDPV or bath salts. A-PvP=flakka aka molly aka boot.

Hey man you know where any boot is? I'm tryin to party all night.

by MollyWapt September 15, 2020

Wear your boots to school day

Monday, December 5th is the day to wear your boots to school, (cowboys, “takuaches”) or even just for fun, rock your boots without any cares!

“I’m gonna wear my boots to school (wear your boots to school day) on Monday!”

by Thatkid66 December 5, 2021

boots

boots means condoms

I had to reach for the boots when the lights went out

by poet_of_the_ages May 9, 2019