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Toot or Boot

Comes from a YouTube show “Fashion Photo Ruview” where two drag queens recap the outfits of RuPaul’s Drag Race most recent episode.

Namely, they must “toot or boot” each look, a toot is positive and a boot is negative.
Toot or boot: lady gaga’s look at the met gala?
by gdad February 12, 2024
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boot

if there is some1 that you don't like for various reasons, then they are a boot
see her she is such a fukin boot
by LAURA December 28, 2004
mugGet the bootmug.

Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
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Monday, December 5th is the day to wear your boots to school, (cowboys, “takuaches”) or even just for fun, rock your boots without any cares!
“I’m gonna wear my boots to school (wear your boots to school day) on Monday!”
by Thatkid66 December 5, 2021
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Boot Sucker

When you support the police even when its blatantly obvious that they broke the law
George Floyd should've complied that cop dint did nuffin

Shut the fuck up you fucking Boot Sucker. Did you even gag probably not
by DonJuan8686 July 23, 2025
mugGet the Boot Suckermug.

Boot-Kiss driving

Bumper to bumper driving, where the driver behind your car misses ramming into your car by a few breathless seconds.
The driver behind me was practising Boot-kiss driving. My heart leapt out when he stopped short of ramming into my car by a few seconds.
by Fleur-de-lis April 30, 2010
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