math

Mental.
Abuse.
To.
Humans

"god dam its time for math cant wait to abuse those children"

by Koldmand May 16, 2021

Math

It's the root of all your problems

Person 1:Matt, maths hard
Matt:I know

by Queen Elizabeth the Soviet September 27, 2023

Math

A four-letter word that traditionally used to be called “arithmetic” in elementary or primary school—the third “R” in Reading, wRiting, and aRithmetic. A much-disliked school subject that is mostly used as a social filter to separate the nerds from the herd, or to politically decide the future haves and the have-nots in society.

Unlike our parents and grandparents who’re schooled in old-school math, we’re now taught new math (which includes new ways to add, subtract, and multiply numbers), Common Core math (which incorporates many new math techniques), and Singapore math (which integrates the concrete-pictorial-abstract (CPA) approach to learning math and the bar model method to solve word problems).

by Numerati June 14, 2025

maths

Gay

maths is gay

by 2872 May 9, 2020

quick maths

Used when someone makes an incorrect calculation to point out their mistake/make fun of them. Comes from Big Shaq's legendary FITB. Also stylized as quick mafs.

1: "1500 times 10 over 50 that's what... 3000?"
2: "Quick maths"

by Neeky Gerd January 27, 2020

Math delicious

When someone is very attractive and you are willing to suffer for them

No they're just looking very veryy math delicious!

by Jackbox212 January 24, 2024

St math

This game where a penguin helps you learn math stuff, except there's a twist!! You ONLY get a couple tries before you're FORCED to restart your entire progress. It doesn't matter if you were one away from finishing a level, you still have to do the whole thing over. but its part of the reason I love penguins, and I like the nostalgic flash game art style.

"my teacher made me play St math. I had to play Black Ops' "

by The 23rd Maple tree September 15, 2025