Chocolate Claw Machine

The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.

Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow

Chocolate Claw Machine by anonymous May 18, 2024

Sisyphus' Time Machine 

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.

Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.

Sisyphus' Time Machine by Rimzi May 27, 2024

Conway The Machine 

A Buffalo based rapper, deep in the niche of reviving the 1990s east coast golden age rap style, known for dropping 50 projects a year, his Griselda collective and label, and his sideways mouth due to a shooting in 2012, which hit his face and left it partially paralyzed, thus the name of his 2024 album "Slant Face Killah"

Or simply the "Grimiest Of All Time"

Man 1: yo whats your favourite Conway The Machine album?
Man 2: nah I dont play that video game its boring af

Conway The Machine by Glaziest Of All Time August 10, 2024

Alabamian Washing Machine 

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.

GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"

Alabamian Washing Machine by Capital_K December 10, 2024

The candy machine 

The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....

"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"

The candy machine by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024

testicles powered by machine guns 

testicles that are powered by machine guns!

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!

testicles powered by machine guns by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025

Eroticism of the Machine 

A phrase often seen in communities on Tumblr used to describe the sexual appeal of machinery, computers, pistons, wires, coding, etc. Often used to describe an attraction to robotic characters such as V1 or GLaDOS, though it can be used for inanimate machines as well.

“Did you see that video of a piston converting rotational energy into reciprocating motion I sent you?”
“Ough.. mnfgh.. I’m so normal about the inherent Eroticism of the Machine~”
“???”

Eroticism of the Machine by words_and_phrases February 14, 2025