Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
Get the Jordan stokesmug. JT is the best friend anyone could ask for. She's funny, smart, beautiful, and she could light up a room with a smile. She is always there for her friends even when she's going through things. She's scary when she's mad, but she won't hit/hurt you unless she has a good reason. She may be short but she has an attitude from hell. You won't ever be lonely with her around, she's always wanting to walk/ride around town. She is the most amazing thing that could happen to your life. She may not know it but I love her with my whole heart. - Grey 🍄💗
by Luvv.Grey July 4, 2022
Get the Jordan Tisdale (JT)mug. Jordan’s can be funny at times but can very annoying and do not know how to shut up and can take things too far. Jordan’s like to body shame people and acts like she has the body of Kim kardashian. Jordan’s think they are THAT BITCH when they actually are not. Jordan’s can be alright friends but need to learn when to not be needy
by Isn’t ur mum dead? November 20, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Making loose arrangements with friends and cancelling at the last second depending on what the boyfriends doing
by PrimalBeing December 21, 2018
Get the Jordanismmug. Jordan is a fucking whore.
by TJVan February 1, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Is the coolest guy around you cannot dent that this guy is awesome he is a top bloke and will drop anyone being naughty around him he is a ferocious fella and is massive and built.
by Jordan Hall MWSC May 11, 2018
Get the Jordan Hallmug. by Muthafukr February 13, 2019
Get the Jordan Murraymug.