johnangelo

what a beast, well… he was

until he decided to go against the advice of his sensei and cut his luscious locks, the ones that imbue him with immortal life and sexual appeal to all those who come across him

johnangelo is a beast, #crying

by cuntycuntcunt69 December 16, 2022

Johnny waddle

Tha act of being so good looking and so bad ass all your friends and family wish they were you.

He is so awesome. He must be a Johnny waddle

by anonymous December 23, 2022

johnathan yu

the most valid of individuals omg
literally slays on the daily

"omg have you ever heard of this mysterious eldritch creation known as johnathan yu"
"literally slayed yessssss preach uwu owo"

by Naur1 December 24, 2022

Johnny

Johnny is a ginger, green eyed boy with a passion for Star Wars. He’s smart and logical but sometimes is far to smart for his own good. He’s a football fan with a horrible talent for basketball but watching him is great regardless. He’s funny constantly, he can make you laugh more than any other person and isn’t afraid to let you know.

“Johnny is so cool”

by Heyguysbesafe January 1, 2023

Johnathan M.

A very black person who doesn’t care about nobody they him/her self

Johnathan M. Doesn’t even care about me

by J..berryyy January 13, 2023

Johnny

Someone that gets no bitches

You really remind me of johnny.

by Picatchuisesuou January 13, 2023

Johnny Burns

This guy is the smartest most funny guy ever. I would def have gay sex with him.

Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.

by Opulentbitch February 5, 2023