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johnangelo 

what a beast, well… he was

until he decided to go against the advice of his sensei and cut his luscious locks, the ones that imbue him with immortal life and sexual appeal to all those who come across him
johnangelo is a beast, #crying
johnangelo by cuntycuntcunt69 December 16, 2022
Words you can keep

joeangelo 

JoeAngelo is a person who gets girls effortlessly and has a funny and sometimes annoying personality hes a player if he dosen't like you but if he likes he hes the best you can have and hes always gonna have more then 10 girls that like him.
Oh girl hes a JoeAngelo
joeangelo by famkeuqde May 22, 2017
CBL (Cute buff Latino) Handsome, sexy, great personality, genuine, and kind.
Jahnangel is so cute and buff.
Jahnangel by Susan hiller July 31, 2023

Johangel 

Every nigga named Johangel is either bald, skinny or shaped like the number 11.

Sometimes all of the above
Who’s that ugly bald nigga?

That’s Johangel
Johangel by Asksjdns January 29, 2020

dirty johnangel 

When a man sticks a whole Racoon in his ass while a female or she male peg his mouth.
Yo Tyrone ima bout to do the Dirty JohnAngel with my girl, got any raccoons?
dirty johnangel by John Angel Fanclub November 16, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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