Taki Jockey

A white male from the age range from 30 - 45, who exclusively hits on Latin Women.

"My friend can't come to Target anymore, they're too many Taki Jockey's."
"I was gonna invite my friend Jeffry to the DR, but I can't now because I figured out he's a Taki Jockey."

by Hoobadobious Maximus June 23, 2022

Impractical joker

A beyond crazy possessed mf that needs Jesus (reference to the tv show)
Whenever an impractical joker laughs, they let out a bloodcurdling scream at the top of their lungs, similar to that from the Scary Maze Game as well as uncontrollably spazzing out on the floor pulling a beyond hideous screwed up face whilst gaping their mouths as wide as possible as well as baring their teeth like a rabid dog.

An impractical joker acts in a similar way to some shit u will see in the Conjuring or the Exorcist

Random person on the street: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEAHaHahahahAhAHhahahahahAHHAHHhAHHA
Person 1: what in the conjuring is that?
Person 2: Some mf who's crazy and possessed, he's such an impractical joker
Person 3: Someone call an exorcist BEGONE DEMON

by TravisScott12345 July 21, 2022

Knob jockey

When a person/s are being stupid

“Stop being stupid you knob Jockey”

by Knob2020 August 25, 2022

Apollo Jockey

Invented by the infamous Choppers, the name Apollo Jockey represents the act of a male locking himself in their bedroom and putting on his most promiscuous g-string, and continually masturbating for countless hours with no contact with the outside world. This character will end up with liters of jizz all over their body by the end of the social experiment. The only male to come out as an avid Apollo Jockey is Marley Matthews who has been crowned Lord Apollo Jockey.

Marley Matthews doesn't want to get on fall-guys because he is too busy doing Apollo Jockey things.

by Johno Dox August 25, 2022

Screen Jockey

Someone who wants to be the centre of attention on media associated with screens such as Streams, TV shows and movies, a common example of a Screen jockey is the one extra or actor trying to get as much facetime on the camera as possible while ignoring instructions from the director. They are also known to flip out at the smallest thing that takes the attention from them much to the displeasure to those in contact or near them at the given time.

Frank was a total Screen Jockey constantly trying to keep the attention of the audience even in scenes in which he wasn't supposed to play a vital role.

"That player is such a Screen Jockey, constantly trying to get in front of me when I'm streaming."

by Kap'in M September 17, 2022

Screen Jockey

Someone who wants to be the centre of attention on media associated with screens such as Streams, TV shows and movies, a common example of a Screen jockey is the one extra or actor trying to get as much facetime on the camera as possible while ignoring instructions from the director. They are also known to flip out at the smallest thing that takes the attention from them much to the displeasure to those in contact or near them at the given time.

Frank was a total Screen Jockey constantly trying to keep the attention of the audience even in scenes in which he wasn't supposed to play a vital role.

"That player is such a Screen Jockey, constantly trying to get in front of me when I'm streaming."

by Kap'in M September 17, 2022

Gnome jockey

Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.

Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.

by Your Sweetness September 29, 2022