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Paradise Jizz

If you ate pineapple all day to give her the paradise jizz later on her Pretty Face.
My favourite part of the day is when i receive the Paradise Jizz.
by Paradise Homie March 27, 2018
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Juicy Jizz July

You must drink your’s or someone else’s jizz once a day, in one gulp. Passing will let you move onto Anti Ass August.
Juicy Jizz July makes every man gay
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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Jizz Bomb

|When one nuts into a condom until it's full then tying it and stomping on it, hence the name.
"Man, I made a jizz bomb and now there's cum fucking everywhere bro"
by Mia Dixie Rect October 4, 2019
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Jizz

something that your mom was swallowing last night
Bob: there was jizz on my moms bed last night. what the hell did you do?
by FightingPumpkin57 January 28, 2022
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Jizz Thing

A Jizz thing is somebody who bathes in jizz - normally they gather in packs and avoid revealing they are Jizz things' to make themselves feel less weird about their obsession.
I'm all for a bit of fun but those Jizz things take it too far - tis a dirty habit!
by Bendy dick scrumple sack January 12, 2021
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Jizz Boy Syndrome

Jizz boy syndrome is a rare form of dementia, where delusions form before complete memory loss.

Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.

As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.

Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.
Gary's Jizz Boy syndrome has progressed to end stage. I know this because he now "argues" like a vegan.
by MikeTheIncel January 7, 2024
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