Christmas Rory is the day prior to Christmas Eve. It falls on December 23rd every year and can be celebrated by opening one early Christmas gift and a trip to the pub.
Friend #1: “Hey what are you doing for Christmas Rory?
Friend #2: “We’re going out to the pub to celebrate, you should join us!”
Friend #2: “We’re going out to the pub to celebrate, you should join us!”
by pearl1000 December 24, 2022
by solarcupids December 24, 2022
When your colon is soooo full from all the holiday food and drinking that your colonic pockets fill up and get infected so bad that you have to go to the hospital
Diverticulitis Christmas: As in “damn that turkey, gravy, stuffing, cheese puffs, red wine, cranberry sauce, trifle, and Christmas cookies were so good that I plugged myself up and got diverticulitis.”
by SantaTurkey December 24, 2023
When a person bends over and a small bottle of fireball is stuck in their ass and lit with a lighter or match.
by Peter_peter October 28, 2024
On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.
Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.
by mjaow December 24, 2017
"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"
" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"
" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"
Family who you never see or talk to but they still send you christmas cards. They will put 3 dollars in it . One for each sibling.
Cameron. : Man great grandma anne sent me a dollar for Christmas this year .
Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)
Cameron : man Christmas family blows .
Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)
Cameron : man Christmas family blows .
by letsingercameron December 28, 2013