fuzz pocket

An old man who has fuzz in his ears, hair, teeth and on his clothing.

Also, a fuzz pocket befits a chick or beer stud that's hung over from a frat party.
Look at that old snore-hound in the rocking chair, he has more fuzz on him than a blanket.

Shiela must have rolled in the sack with an old fuzz pocketat the frat house.
by faulpelz May 05, 2009
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Hot Pocketing

When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.
When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.
by BreadstickMagician December 09, 2016
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Pocket Wrencher

A derogatory term used to insult another person. Especially when said person is being stingy, cheap, or trying to rip someone off.
That pocket wrencher never paid me back for the other night

or

You're such a pocket wrencher
by 414 Southside G July 09, 2010
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Pocket Tennis

When a large-limbed man wears swetpants or shors without underwear, his penis being wacked/slapped from left to right by his legs when walking, or by both hands in his pockets
I had a half-boner earlyer. I tought i might sign up for the pocket tennis league
by Mwtr123 December 24, 2022
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Dropping Pockets

Dropping pockets is when cash in your pockets are sagging
by OHHYAHHH March 11, 2018
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pocket rub

Rubbing woomens genitals through her pocket
by big dik2117 September 03, 2015
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Awesome Pocket

A woman's genitalia, otherwise known as a vagina.
Though, it is highly acidic and designed to destroy all bacteria that enter it... it is truly an awesome pocket.

They suck dick, i.e. they have no interest in the awesome pocket.

I love her and her awesome pocket.
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