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Home Town

The ancestral town of a person in Nigeria, usually with a family compound associated with that lineage/family . In Nigeria It is possible not to be born/raised in your hometown. 3rd generations still claim where parents/grandparents were not born as hometown.
My home town is Oyo, but I was born and raised in Lagos
by Tpatrick June 26, 2025
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Ghetto home cinema

A home cinema made out of spare parts found around the house. A true ghetto home cinema has one of the following characteristics:

-The rear speakers of the "surround system" are of different make than the front speakers (or worse, the front speakers are the TV's intergrated speakers).

-The "surround system" lacks a center or subwoofer channel, or both.

-The projector operates at a 4:3 format (like the ones used for powerpoint presentations). Unlike proper home cinema systems which have 16:9 projectors.

-Picture is provided via composite (yellow plug) cables.

-The pre-recorded material consists of VHS tapes, Divx files and single layer DVDs made with DVD shrink (proper home cinema's have dual layer DVDs, MKV files and Blurays)
Little Jimmy put his pair of spare Wallmart speakers, his dad's powerpoint projector, and his collection of bootleg Divx files into good use, by making his own ghetto home cinema
by kurkosdr April 22, 2011
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taking mandy home for christmas

When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)

MANDY=MD-MA
Person 1: You got Mandy

Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?

Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas

Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas
by TkMhFc July 24, 2017
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welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.
"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"
by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023
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Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.
My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.
by AnctRome November 25, 2020
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