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honker bonker

promiscuous girl who engages in sexual congress with a member of the Rochester Honkers baseball team of the Norhwoods League in Rochester Minnesota.
by neffnie swift June 10, 2009
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tonsil hockey goalie

one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.
hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.
by antous on topolots April 1, 2008
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Dead Hooker Storage

the best trivia team in Bethesda. The team often alters its name to fit a theme, holiday, or season, but the "Dead Hooker" part always remains.
-Dead Hooker Storage kicked butt last night at Union Jacks!
by DeadHookerStorage February 4, 2010
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hamden hockey

to summon the deffination of these dushebag athletes from the scum of the earth town of Hamden, Connecticut.. basically play their game very physical and in the long run it gets them no-where. if i do recall the High School Division I State Championship in 2006, the coach of Hamden High School decided to put in a FRESHMEN goalie over a senior goalie ( who once played for the very team they were facing ) who's last high school hockey game it was.. well this sad little man let by 3 goals .. and one was scored when the lil bastard wasnt in the net because of the Hamden High's coach call to pull him out.

When the Dragons lost to the Notre Dame Lancers..4-2 their 'MVP' speared one of his own players and because of his frustration, although the Lancers never threw any cheap shots in the game they still walked out with the victory. opfcourse the Dragons Cheering Section was furious that they lost to a school they probably didnt even know existed, so pissed off they threw a FISH on the ice. as the Notre Dame Lancers screamed 'SHOW SOME CLASS'.. they celebrated their victory over the Dragons.

Over all, the Hamden Hockey has always been taught to play physical, and it shows how much it pays off for them.. when they are sitting in the box for throwing a dirrty check.. we get the odd man rush.. and put it behind the net. Thanks Dragons.

On another note,
Hamden Hockey Players are known to be very short tempured. Screw with them one or both is bound to happen..

1. they will go after you and make it HURT
2. they go after you then get thrown in the box or even out of the game

which brings me back to an original point.. that is how the meadian of the goals are scored on the ' BIG GREEN '
Theres always a spot open in the penelty box for Hamden Hockey
by britttney May 3, 2006
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Field Hockey

A popular sport among many highschool and college lesbians.
"I didn't know Jenny was a dyke?"
"Yah, she plays field hockey"
"Oh"
by Brian the Definer November 12, 2006
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hockey

Slang (with other meaning):
The act of playing with any stick-like object by oneself in a bedroom or a small tent, in which the activity may be over an extended period of time and sometimes repeated. Usually takes places alone or at night, and the participant engages in this activity (sometimes regularly) because it gives them a significant amount of pleasure. In some occasions this sport can be played with two or more people either on a team in the same game or separate teams in overlapping games.
My brother pitched a tent in my living room and called it Jack n' Tony's Shack. He played some serious hockey that night, and ended up pitching 5 field goals in his own net and wouldn't pass the puck until we were out of fresh towels.
by JayTK March 9, 2013
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ice hockey

The sporting equivalent of hungry hungry hippos. Repetitive, random, boring and involves about 3 different types of goals. What other sports are so crap you have allow fighting to add entertainment? No game matters one bit because there are like 80 in a season. At least half the goals you will not see go in because they are basically random goal mouth scrambles. Most of the rest happen on powerplays that are given out for nothing to generate more false excitement. Ice hockey is known to be rigged for closeness by the refs who give out 'make up calls' to keep the game entertaining (a bit like WWF). Its really great to play but its pointless to watch. If you do watch it and enjoy it you are either drunk or bored or both. Avoid.
What is the most repetitive, scruffy sport that needs the most contrivances to form an entertaining spectacle? Ice hockey. Its just plain poor.
by tcarruth October 27, 2010
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