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Self Esteem Friend 

Abbreviated as "SEF"

The friend(s) of a highly attractive girl who's sole purpose is to make the attractive girl feel better about themselves and look perpetually times more attractive to guys.
Also, the SEF serves a double purpose as a cockblocker
Charlie: Yo check out that slut over at that table, shes hot as fuck. Im'a go get that.

Justin: Yeah dude, but check out all her friends.

Charlie: Fucking Self Esteem Friends...

Slime's Friend 

The friend of SlimeIRL. Slime's friend claims to be 6 foot but we know that he is short. He does not pay his taxes so the IRS is attempting to snipe him but it will only be possible when Le Monke is resurrected.
Person 1: Do you know who Slime's friend is?
Person 2: Isn't he that really short guy that can't beat Pokemon even though the plan is simple?

guy best friend 

someone who cares and loves you from the bottom of their heart, but would be weird to say since you're just friends. eventually, like me, you'll have feelings for him, but keep him while you have him. he knows all the tea and you love texting him. he gets 'night- high' with you and have deep conversations together. he says the sweetest things and sometimes gives the best advice like "don't ever say he is too good for you." i haven't got there yet, but snuggling in with him with a movie has to be the BEST. someone you wish you could kiss sometimes but always have to stop yourself to remind yourself that you're only friends. also, he could be your crush's close friend. sometimes he can be annoying as hecc, but in an admirable way. i personally am so afraid to lose him cuz he means so so much to me. -charis
kinda close friend: why do you always hang out and talk about ben? do you like him?
me: no sis. he's my freakin guy best friend, nothing else.
guy best friend by initialscs February 16, 2019

back-up friend

an acquaintance that is only spoken to when all of one's real friends are absent.
A: Why were you talking to Erik that other day?
B: Dude, he's just a back-up friend. nobody else was around worth talking to.
back-up friend by assgoblin82 February 3, 2007

Emotional Friend 

A person that you develop feelings for at work or other places. Often times your emotional friend will become a sexual relationship that you hide from your partner. Term is coined on the Howard Stern show.
Sals wife has an Emotional Friend that she has had sex with.
Emotional Friend by Bigdogtrucker October 29, 2007

shitty friend 

A friend that is just all kinds of shit, in all kinds of ways.
Yeah, well you're just one big fuck of a shitty friend because...
shitty friend by Mr1111 June 5, 2011