Facebook whore

Someone who starts their day with mobile/cell phone updates when they wake up, than posting more throughout the day and than just before going to sleep at night. Someone who gives a run down of their day even though it's just normal stuff like watching TV, eating, going to work, at a friends house. Quite possibly a shallow person, or someone that needs more substance to their life instead of being so focused on FB. At least the fb whores can be ignored by not getting on fb. But the Text whores are even worse with their updates cause you can't avoid all the mundane garbage when they text your phone all the time!

Example of daily mobile updates from a facebook whore:
6:38am So tired and running late, morning why must you come so quick? wheres my coffee?!
10:47am Is this day over yet? Wishing it was Friday!
4:47pm Off work finally YAY!! Hangin with Jen at the mall and than home for dinner and watch tv. Text me
8:43pm Mmmmm mocha icecream and Jersey Shore, life is good. Text me
10:17pm Nite fb friends
(this doesn't include all the other mundane garabage they sign on to fb with their phone & chat about)

by NWxplr October 29, 2010

facebook whore

Someone who has all of their profile information available for stalkers and pedophiles to view and/or comment on.

Pedo #1: Hey look, I found a facebook whore. She's got her address up here and everything!
Pedo #2: well then, what are you waiting for?! Get in the damn van!

by allthegoodnamesaretaken... January 23, 2011

Facebook Politics

Occurs when there is an election in the near future, and everyone uses facebook to describe their political allegiances and affiliations. Usually results in many chatting bullshit and things they read from Wikipedia.

Man 1: Oh My God, a conservative government would be awful.
Man 2: Why?!
Man 1: Err......Thatcher?
Man 2: Fucking Facebook Politics

Man 1: No way! Obama is such a communist!
Man 2: Do you know what a communist is?
Man 1: Isn't it like a Nazi?
Man 2: Pff...Facebook Politics

by Josh the Shweff May 5, 2010

Facebook Floozy

When someone has like 700 friends you know two things are true about them. 1. They come from a rich family. 2. They only really know or like a fraction of their friends. So I call them Facebook Floozies because their standards are so low.

Did you check out Alex's Facebook friends? He's got like 700 of them. He's a Facebook floozy yo!

by JoeKM1978 February 19, 2008

Facebook Warrior

Someone who posts on Facebook about all their ideals and causes....without doing any real work. They find a cliche post that someone else wrote and re-posts it, thinking they're part of the fight. But their post gets lost in Facebook's "previous post limbo", never to be seen again by anyone. They can be a part of millions of different causes without lifting a finger (other than their mouse clicking finger). Posers.

Did you see Mary's Facebook Warrior flavor of the week? It's called CABWHEL... I don't know, it has something to do with Cousins against Big Wheels or something.

by AtomikPop August 23, 2014

Facebook Famous

Becoming popular because a facebook group you created about something drastic or fresh, blew up into gigantic proportions.

John: "you see his group? gonna go facebook famous"
Sam: "yeah. He'll have a thousand members by next week"
John: "spreadin like wildfire"

by tbs17 December 27, 2009

Facebook Stalker

A person that will deactivate and activate their profile to suit their need to look at your profile... This makes it impossible for you to delete them from your friends list unless you catch them in the act... This person is a miserable excuse for a human being and has nothing else to do that to see what's going on in your life

Facebook stalker: So, I'm going to work at McDonald's for the rest of my life am I???

Normal Person: What??? How did you see that???

Facebook stalker: I reactivated my profile to see if you were talking about me! But don't try to delete me, cuz I deactivated it again.

by klqhizvnlabAPO{fal January 30, 2010