Dong

1. Headass
2. Loses fights to people named Aman
3. Doesn't get the girl

Dominic: Hey, do you know Dong?
Johaer: Do you mean the guy that Elena got her friends to tell him that she wasn't looking for a relationship but then she still started dating someone else?
Dominic: Wait, I thought he was the guy with the small penis who got his ass handed to him by Aman?
Johaer: Yeah, he did that, too. He's a headass.

by Eyoel March 18, 2017

Dong

The male privates. Often written in this dong way.

He has a mighty long dong

by Konkey dong the dumb bitch December 11, 2019

Dong

A popsicle, especially in Canadian slang

"yo guys wanna grab some dongs?"

by PurpleTurtle54 July 13, 2021

Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 13, 2024

dik fuk the dong smasher

awesome fucking person

aaahh look out dik fuk the dong smasher is here

by wejnation July 26, 2017

Doong Dong

A very stupid individual.

Whadda a Doong Dong!

by Blat Tat Tat! July 07, 2019

Ding Dong Ditching

Alternative term for edging

“Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”

by KatanaSunshine March 04, 2022