by billybone October 28, 2007
Get the fuck daddy mug.a dad that has no ass to hold his pants up. u know shaped like a funnel. his pants are always falling down especially after a beer or two...ugh!
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1. A creepy older gentleman who is somehow connected to one's financial well-being.
2. Chris Bell.
3. Someone who is both your father and uncle.
2. Chris Bell.
3. Someone who is both your father and uncle.
by charlotte blackwell October 18, 2010
Get the Uncle Daddy mug.A phrase used to describe when parents sneak away from their kids to engage in anal play. During Mommy Daddy Time the female will choose items to insert into the anus of the male. The items are inserted and removed in order of increasing size. When the male reaches his breaking point, he exclaims "play time is over!" This concludes Mommy Daddy Time.
Vegetables are the common item of choice. But any items are allowed.
The phrase is used as a code by the parents so the children don't realize their mother is about to insert items into the anus of their father.
Vegetables are the common item of choice. But any items are allowed.
The phrase is used as a code by the parents so the children don't realize their mother is about to insert items into the anus of their father.
I won't be able to sit for a week, but I reached eggplant level during mommy daddy time.
Dad had to be rushed to the hospital because mom chose carrots and other pointy vegetables for mommy daddy time.
Dad had to be rushed to the hospital because mom chose carrots and other pointy vegetables for mommy daddy time.
by TrackStar44 August 22, 2016
Get the Mommy Daddy Time mug.A daddy kiss is when a flirtacious girl with a mustache kisses you. She has a 5 o' clock shadow like your father.
by Bkfreshkickz December 2, 2009
Get the Daddy Kiss mug.1. That carton of milk that sits in the fridge which you never want to touch because your disgusting dad who chews tobacco and never brushes his horrifying teeth is too lazy to get a damn glass, instead resorting to taking swigs out of the carton.
Person 1: "Every morning I get so pissed off, the last thing I want in my mouth is daddy milk."
Person 2: "...I'm gonna go."
Person 2: "...I'm gonna go."
by We Remotely Low December 3, 2016
Get the daddy milk mug.A Wood Daddy is the technical name for a gay pimp, or a gay man who gets any guy that he wants. Wood Daddys usually wear purple or shiny Speedos whenever possible.
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