Carpet Carl

an act, description, or object.
-for repetitive use in a single converstation.

I Carpet Carl-ed all over my face.
Today, my Carpet Carl was insane.
Dude, that was so Carpet Carl.

by Wigglesworth Pudlitzke December 15, 2004

craper

an, sellout main sream hip pop artist who converts white suburban kid into wiggers

lil' john, 50 cent, eminem, vanilla ice,
ect.
"lets bounce our honda civics with plastic stuff attached to it, to some jay-z Biach"

by shade November 27, 2004

carpet

verb, Puerto Rican slang for knocking someone out

I'm carpet that fool

by Dick Burns January 18, 2007

cape cod

A very annoying, creepy, stupid, or even extremely gay individual. Most likely one of the gayest people you may ever encounter.

That creepy guy jerking off in the back of the school bus is a total cape cod.

by J. Roy September 12, 2008

Cape Coral, FL

A wonderful place located in Southwest Florida, with direct access to the Gulf of Mexico! A mostly white town has many things to do, and explore!

Guy: Hey let's take a vacation this weekend! But where?
Girl: How about..... Cape Coral, FL!
Guy but I looked on kayak.com, and theirs no airport their!
Girl just fly into fort myers! The neighbor town!
Guy OK!

by Thatstupidpilot October 5, 2013

carpet bomb

Dropping facts as you walk through a crowded area. Similar to crop dusting, but to a higher level, usually accompanied with sharts.

"Look at the people cringe while they are trying to finish their Christmas shopping. I wonder what's wrong."

"Oh, I carpet bombed that whole area. BTW, I need to find a garbage can for my underwear."

by fnfurious January 25, 2014

penny carpet

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.

I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.

by PHowesInCanal December 6, 2006