Poop Cookies

Cookies made out of poop, often using rubberbands to form them.

Jakob! are you almost done in the bathroom? I need to make Poop cookies! With Rubberbands!

by Jak's Dad October 20, 2010

Cookie-gasm

The sound created when biting into a perfectly baked cookie.

(eater bites into cookie)

Eater- oooooh yessssss

bystander- I think they just had a cookie-gasm

by coffeeshopgirl April 10, 2010

burnt cookie

noun: a female with an STD

"I recieved my test results from the clinic today, turns out that prostitute I slept with was a burnt cookie."

by Gay Werewolf May 13, 2010

mom cookies

Gross Christmas angel shaped jerky type cookies. As seen in the Black Christmas movie re-make, eaten with milk. This word is used greatly among co-workers, usually as a threat.

"Shut the fuck up or I'll make mom cookies out of you"

by Ace_666 November 12, 2007

Cookie Munster

A powerful and ferocious being that serves it's one and only true master Texter. Cookie Munster's main diet consists of Foomerian Monkeys.

Cookie Munsters serve Texter.

by Texter July 13, 2004

Cookie Crisp

The act of sitting on your partner's face and farting into his/her mouth. Moments later, you and your partner kiss with open mouths.

We went to the Chicken Ranch, for my buddy's bachelor party. I asked the hooker if I could get a plumpkin for $50. She said "No, but you can get a Cookie Crisp." "Deal!" I proclaimed.

by Mike-a-loeb December 19, 2004

Cookie Monster

This word is used as a description of the Greek Warrior/Thug who likes to hallucinate about cookie monsters. This Greek thug also likes to go to international bazaars and haggle with asains to get cheap ass stuff.

Sarris is a cookie monster

by cookiemonstar April 21, 2006