The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022
by That bruh moment June 10, 2019
by Erect GreenBean March 20, 2021
An absolute and utter nonce. Takes pride in being a creepy, unwanted and annoying arsehole. Will try and steal your girlfriend and/or boyfriend given the opportunity, so keep your loved ones close, for your own sake.
by Racistpug November 20, 2019
by wankbagging October 24, 2017
by mm123123123 October 18, 2019
Chris is the best ginger around. They prioritize catching up on the technoblade streams, and then trying the new strats with his friends. if you ever want to go incognito, get a chris to help you. always make sure Chris writes down his passwords, because he’ll say “at least you still have your account” in a low grumble even after your death.
by kristinaisswag July 07, 2021