I had to poop but I was already in the shower, so I did it anyway and stomped it down the drain, the ol’ Manhattan Mud-Boot!!
by CableWrangler Guy March 14, 2025
Get the Manhattan Mud-Bootmug. by LAURA December 28, 2004
Get the bootmug. In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
Get the Tuscaloosa Tooter Bootmug. “That creepy old dude offered to suck me off, so I called my friends and when we find him we’ll Give ‘em the boot!”
by Rectifier 9 August 2, 2022
Get the Give ‘em the bootmug. 
I'm going out of state and want to bring some bud with me, how can I since I'm going to fly?
That's easy just put it in the boot man, no sweat!
That's easy just put it in the boot man, no sweat!
by Twocent March 17, 2019
Get the In the bootmug. by slay1234 January 17, 2022
Get the Bootsmug.