fright boner

It's when you get scared so much that you get in instant boner and won't go away until you calm down and relax

I was walking in an ally and guy jumped out and I got a fright boner

by Silver is the new Gold December 29, 2016

boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.

I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.

by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017

Diabetes boner

The act of becoming so sexually aroused by food that it leads to immediate diabetes.

The cake that Angela made was so good, it gave Peter a diabetes boner.

by Shaggy007 February 7, 2017

Boner Disease

When a man is unable to keep it in his pants, regardless of marital status. Often referred to as “sex addiction” by those irresponsible men seeking an excuse.

Damn Jenny...I bet he told you he had boner disease...that jerk!

by jennyboner October 29, 2019

Boner Bait

Any sort of online content that includes some sort of mild sexual content, women in general, or flirting to get people to click on it, give it a like, comment on it etc. Most effective when used on a simp. Used by people to get lots of comments and likes or boost self confidence in some cases.

Woman in a bra using boner bait on a post: "Me or the PS5?"

by Lewis_Bubba March 13, 2021

Boner Bhatia

The name used for a suneh that has a boner

Boner Bhatia is so cool, he is so well endowed

by xx_dis_xx April 23, 2021

dorm-boner

an erection caused by co-ed dorms, usually the co-ed bathrooms.

"I had just tamed my wake-up boner, when SHE walked in,

and, BOING!--it was back, a raging dorm-boner.

"What'd you do?"

"I jammed it under the sink, and went on shaving."

by Steed Dropout September 15, 2012