whats good home skittle biscuit
by :. LIL T0NY:. January 08, 2010
When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.
Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.
I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
A person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they're severely constipated. This person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. Consequently, they pass gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office spaces, sickening co-workers.
Ben: I keep smelling this horrid odor. What is it?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.
Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.
Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.
Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?
Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.
Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.
Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.
Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.
Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?
Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.
by Mr. Rippenshtein February 06, 2011
by Batlips October 26, 2013
by frogCheeseburger June 18, 2015
Noun: A name given to an individual who posts a series of photos consecutively during a short period of time from the same location, event, venue, or trip/outing.
by Rich Nice October 16, 2017
Get the fuck away from me you Jizz Biscuit.
by THe File Cabinet that Kils you October 25, 2018