Bearded Bakery

Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.

Janette is hairy down there and pregnant. She has a bearded bakery.

by nopenowaynohownever March 13, 2014

beardliment

When you receive a compliment on your manly beard.

"I've gotten so many beardliments since I brushed my beard!"

by Beard422 May 8, 2014

beard grub

Word used to describe left over food and food that inevitably escaped the mouth, also includes foods that may or may not have been placed there by owner of beard and food. Food particles and chunks are almost always visible to the naked eye and noticeable to everyone the beard owner comes into contact with.

"Bro I am so hungry you up for some food"?

"Nah man I've been munching on some beard grub I stashed away at lunch".

"Damn. I need a beard".

by taypetes September 30, 2014

beard time

the showing of ones beard to another, usually the opposite sex for use of mating. Or to show dominance over someone if the same sex.

so is it beard time?

Yeah sure, lets see it!

by Beardornottobeard November 13, 2014

Beardmore

Weird creatures who walk upon this Earth. They utilize tampons and use lamps for inappropriate uses of creating light. They shower as white people. They also smell like demonic butt. They crave spandex. Plus, not to forget to mention, they throw deuces at the wall for their parents and friends when they are over. often asks if somebody knows who the first president is, oh and pee on you. They are also born with freaky-feet and show their love by raising their middle finger, when they have 3 fingers pointing back at them. They also love to dye their hair and change purses 50 million times a day. They claims to kiss the purses ass. See, the female Beardmore's own a cat so crazy and weird, maybe a hint of stupidity that they're called Sunny. A total opposite by the way And licks her Vagina, Literally They are aliens from your anus.
They wear Dr. Seuss looking socks. I forgot my coffee. "Awwww, tough noodles cubootles" They contains more beards. "You two are just so retarded together" "We got to go find your dad's new doctor tomorrow." They're reallllllllly short!!!!!!!!. They have crappy phones. "My kids are driving me crazy" "Hola back at ya." Stoners, swimmers, often half cuban. Can't figure out what streets which. They tend to move around a lot. They trip on words, the half descents anyway.

Beardmore uses sticks from Harry Pothead's movie and goes "Liviosaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwhhhh" to lift shit up and throw Deuce's at the wall for ya, bruh.

by WAMMSMMMSJJSJ January 20, 2015

beard velcro

When two men embrace each other and rub their manly beards together in some fashion.

Haven't seen you in a long time dude! Come give me some beard velcro!

by denvergeekery June 24, 2014

beard greeting

When two thickly-bearded men see each other and grab their own beards in salutations to each other.

Ben grabbed his beard briefly when he has the bearded guy sitting at the cafe table. The guy returned the beard greeting by taking hold of his own.

by CaptainSparkness August 4, 2014