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Archan

A person who treats relationships like limited-time offers—once you’ve served your “purpose,” they vanish like a free-trial subscription. Known for Olympic-level blame-shifting, zero accountability, and a social life so empty it echoes.
Don’t trust Jake with your group project—he pulled a total Archan last time and disappeared the moment we needed him.”
by Yourend November 22, 2025
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Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) is a website used mostly by extremely obese virgins who touch their nephew's penis.
Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) Users: The people you wouldn't want around your kids.

The Ao3 user stands leering outside of the school district whilst touching themselves to the children, but they can't stand for too long or their joints will give up under their crushing weight. When the Ao3 user eventually gets arrested for possessing child porn in their hard drive, the police officer must use multiple hand-cuffs cuffed together like a chain because 1 won't fit around the Ao3 user's obese frame.
by Valk88 December 2, 2025
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Archie Backshot

Like a reverse 69, but you arch your ass up and let your girl spread the cheeks.

Not gay at all.
Yosh: Yeah man I did the Archie Backshot on my girl last night she loved it.
by Illbetyouapizza December 9, 2025
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Architect

I prefer "conceptual engineer" and there is only one of me.
Hym "Architect. Not plural."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2025
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Archie

Archie is a top tier gooner.
by mangomachine December 14, 2025
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Fallen Arches

A euphemism for a McDonalds fast food restaurant. It is a play on the phrase "Golden Arches."
You: Are you guys hungry?

Him: Yeah. Where do you want to eat?

Her: We don't have much time, so how about the Fallen Arches around the corner?
by Wikiman X June 25, 2009
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Maked Archer

Maked Archer is the one and only lithuaniun king of runescape. Being an ownage pker and having the accent of a god maked archer is all you could ever dream to be on runescape.
Man i failed then if only i was Maked Archer.
by Runescapian Player July 7, 2009
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