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Irish coffee

The socially acceptable version of a speedball

(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)
That Irish coffee has me going
by Jack1012938 January 23, 2021
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The Irish referee

The act of officiating a rusty trombone contest with the ultimate goal of declaring the first team to cum as the winners of said competition.
Todd: What’s the the matter Brian? You look absolutely exhausted.
Brian: Yeah dawg it was a late evening. I was up until 4:00am at the Zeta house being “The Irish Referee.”
by Fitterfablife69 September 19, 2019
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Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
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Irish Hello

A hasty arrival to a gathering made without previously confirming attendance or without invite with the intent to be cheeky or a rabble rouser. An Irish Hello is most common among groups of friends and old man sports clubs where competition and camaraderie are most valued.
Joe pulled an Irish Hello at happy hour wearing a beard and telling soccer jokes. The entire group was flabbergasted.
by OldManSportsClub January 24, 2025
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Irish Diesel

bro, let’s have some irish diesel, it will wake you up
by 7footlad May 3, 2024
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irish nut

When you are having oral sex being performed from a woman, then out of nowhere you squeeze green food coloring Down here throat and tell her something shocking that she gags while you say luck of the Irish.
Man Melvin is such a bitch, always giving me Irish nuts all the time, we can’t even have a normal conversation anymore.
by Snubbish December 9, 2017
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Irish Snowflake

Noun When you're wearing green lipstick and have an ice cube in your mouth, then give a frosty butthole kiss
I hope you enjoyed that Irish Snowflake.
by Mr. Park January 20, 2024
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