Bone Apple Teeth

A common spelling error of the French term "Bon Appétit" that is commonly used as a salutation to a person about to eat.

"Dinner is served, worms and cretins. Bone apple teeth!"

by nexzed January 8, 2020

fat apple

A person or thing that stands out.

1: In nature if an animal is looking for food is it likely to go for the fat apple or the small apple?
correct the fat apple.
2: In nature if a human is looking for a member of the opposite sex is it likely to go for the one that stands out (fat apple) or the one in the background (small apple)
correct the fat apple

related: yangsta
related: yinish

by morgasm May 31, 2004

apples of your cheeks

The bright and rounded areas of the face just below the eyes. Usually suggest health and happiness if the areas are glowing and prominent.

"When you look at yourself in the mirror, are you satisfied with the apples of your cheeks?"

by yes juanito yes October 17, 2014

apple bottom jeans

Apparently what you wear with boots wit' the furrr.

"She had them Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club lookin at her
She hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low"

See also baggy sweat pants and Reeboks with the straps.

by Lags May 22, 2008

salts my apples

Another term for "pissed off."
Frequently used on Reddit and in the titles of 'Rip Vine' compilations

Ajit Pai and his net neutrality ass really salts my apples

by I hate myself. January 20, 2018

Grandma's Apple Fritter

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.

Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

sour apple quickstep

Delightful euphamism for diarrhoea

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'

by Toni J January 14, 2008