Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

by thatausguy July 23, 2019

Sour cow

A HUGE female that mismanages her twa. She also looks like she smell like fish & awful decisions.

That sour cow had the audacity to call me dusty. Tuh

by #welderchick January 7, 2019

Cow

Is cow

Cow is yum.

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

Battle Cow

A heavyset, and extremely angry woman with protruding nipples who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way who may prevent her from exacting revenge.

That woman took out six cops, four pit bulls and a rabid, deranged librarian to seek revenge on a 7-11 store owner, who cheated her out 60 cents because she bought the wrong flavour of Doritos. “Now she is a serious Battle Cow!”

by anonymous October 22, 2023

Cow Ass

The buttocks of a cow, usually in the round to topside area of steak meat.

-What's that you're eating?
-It's the Cow Ass, cheaper fattier meat.

by Pistolsatdawn February 9, 2012

brownest of cows

Someone who is extremely foul.

Jacob is the brownest of cows, he has not changed his shorts in a week.

by Francis96 October 30, 2012

Alpha Cow Bitch

A bitch who lactates and is also the alpha of the group

"Did you see that woman over there? She was a total Alpha Cow Bitch."

by Hell In A Shell July 22, 2019