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windowlicker

Way to describe any manner of retarded behavior
What kind of fucking window licker drinks dairy creamer?
by Fleur June 7, 2004
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Windows

Mac OS x kicks Window's ass. That's why Windows' rectum always hurts! :-)
by eura phagg January 9, 2007
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Windows FP

Windows FP (aka: Windows Fisher Price), is the successor to Windows 2000.

Also known as 'Windows XP'. This was the last stand of a dying corporation to save itself, from itself. The interface was designed by the team who delivered the Apple Macintosh almost twenty years earlier, but is neither as stable, nor as easy to use.

Windows FP was seen by many as an attempt to make the Windows OS more Mac-like. However, with a GUI incapable of smooth transitions, the results appear more like melted-candy corn than the inimitable Mac OS X that it tries so hard to be.

Visual cues apparently have been taken from the local kindergarden. Everything is either big, lurid, or unnecessary (sometimes all three). Plagued with problems throughout, it's party-piece was it's ability to crash all by itself.
Me: "Dude, is that your lil' bro's toy you rollin'?"
You: "No dude, it's my new Windows FP"
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Windows Mobile

Let’s see, Windows Mobile DOES have free apps. With all smartphones, the ONLY thing they ever have to do is manage your contacts idiot! They only have to automatically manage your E-Mail, SMS, MMS, and social networking. Other phones such as Blackberry, iPhone, and Android phones also need a mandatory data connection so why JUST bash WinMo for also needing one? Also after using the HTC Touch Pro2 I can ensure the 3G is far from slow. Also Windows Mobile has a task manager to end apps if you aren't using them, the only reason they stay running is because the OS is MADE for multitasking and the ability to switch from app to app freely without having to start them all over. (Ex: Listening to music on Windows Media Player while replying to an text, then switching to the internet browser to copy and paste a paragraph into the Microsoft Word document you had running in the background for a project you had due for your boss, then when you finish the document you forward it straight to your boss through the E-Mail app w/o ever having to even touch a computer) They also have an option in the settings to close the app instantly when you click the 'X' (or to tap and hold the 'X') so you don't have to go through task manager. The only people who complain about Windows Mobile are the idiots too dumb to learn how to use something. Windows Mobile 6.5 has an awesome easy to use interface and on HTC phones they make it even easier to use with HTC Sense or TouchFlo 3D.
My favorite Windows Mobile phone out right now is the HTC Touch Pro2. Th best Windows Phone devices out right now are the Touch Pro2, the HTC HD2, the AT&T Tilt2, the HTC Fuze ECT. IMHO the HTC HD2 is an iPhone/Android killer, don't believe me? Go on YouTube and search up reviews for the HTC HD2.
by MicrosoftFanboyKweezy August 13, 2010
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windows

a computer operationing system which in order to run free of bugs (that were not originally included on installation disc) must be kept away from any internet connection.
A: "Dude i got a virus on my Windows CP!"
B: "Were you connected to the internet?"
A: "Yes..."
B: "There you go!"
by Linx_rulz September 18, 2008
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windows

why do so many people fight about how good windows is? who cares
by Deahenle July 19, 2003
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Windows

the worst operating system in the world. almost everyone either hates it or doesn't care as long as their computer works. most people use it only because they don't want to take the time to learn Linux or some other form of Unix or BSD. it's horribly programmed, way overpriced, and it freezes all the time. anyone who doesn't have it on their computer is smart
1. Windows crashes every time i move the mouse.
2. Windows users are jealous of Linux users because Windows PCs can't go more than 4 hours without crashing, and Linux can run for days, months, possibly much longer.
by NetRAVEN5000 November 11, 2003
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