wet balloon

When a man ejaculates into a condom during sex, blows it up like a balloon, and proceeds to spray the contents of the condom onto the receiver as the condom deflates.

Bro, I picked this girl up at JD’s after the duster last Thursday and she asked me to give her the wet balloon.

by Urban Dick 13-3 October 7, 2023

Wet Charles

A wet willie in the ass

I gave my girl a wet Charles last night. Nearly scared the shit out of her

by BC42! September 20, 2022

Wet Mango

Noun- An absolute fucking waste of space. The deepest cut words can muster.

Noun - A person who should never have been born and will continue to (unintentionally) reinforce this upon everyone they interact with. Turns precious Oxygen gas used by humans into poisonous carbon dioxide.

Contributes nothing to society except embarrassment.

Jeff, hit the bong and stop being such a Wet Mango

by WilliamTheFoe October 31, 2021

Wet toe

When you kick someone in the ass and your toe gets wet.

Guy 1: man, Chris got some mean swampass I kicked his ass and got a mean wet toe

by Sayrus September 19, 2018

Wet Mammo

Short for wet mammogram. When you place your breast into a teacup and pour hot water. And then you steep it with hot water.

Get your sick ass to the kitchen and fix yourself a wet mammo.

by themilkmaid October 14, 2021

Wet Sweat

Wet Sweat is the result of rain in a humid climate. Protecting yourself from the rain with a coat results in self perspiration. Thus you are wet and sweaty.

Decided to wear my raincoat today but caught a serious cause of wet sweat.

by DJswade November 15, 2009

wet veggie

When a male ejaculates on the face of a vegan, then dips a baby carrot in it.

After the animal rights protest, the horny vegans went behind the Starbucks for a wet veggie.

by Edward Niggerhandz October 26, 2017