Wet Water

A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.

Gamer Girl:*stares*

Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*

Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water

*basks in glory*

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

Wet chocolate

When you take a shit in the shower and get the nasty fealing inbetween your ass cheecks like they are sticking together.

When you take a shit in the shower "bro i just got out of some wet chocolate"

by UwU_snuggle_me April 2, 2021

Wet grandma

The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma

“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”

by No kool April 16, 2021

wet newspaper

Commonly translated from the Afrikaans use of "nat koerantpapier". Which refers to a person having many tattoos.

That person got hit by a wet newspaper.

by matfalddatson May 3, 2021

Drama Wet

When a girl is so into you that she begins dumping an avalanche of personal shit. Like, way more than a pre-Karen at lunch break. She either thinks you're gay, or she is drama wet.

Manboi 1: I couldn't believe how much she kept talking last night.

Manboi 2: may b e she's drama wet

Manno 1: ew no I'm gay

by Dr. Gay4Cavill August 21, 2022

Wet line

Snorting a broken down Shot of heroin with water or alcohol

If you can't find a vein do a wet line

by Morro head August 21, 2022

Wet rooster

The act of wet farting on the pussy or cock to provide lubricant, then having intercourse

Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!

by Tavid Johnson August 27, 2022