Ham Toothed

The process of achieving Christmas Ham stuck between your teeth.

Look at that fool, he's all Ham Toothed 3 weeks after Christmas.

by BoomChild January 11, 2013

chicken tooth

a stingy azz muthafuck

JO HE GAVE ME 5 CHICKEN NUGGETS NOT 6 MAN BS. lol what a chicken tooth

by based god lil b July 19, 2013

white tooth

A squirrel eating Cheerios off your nipples.

I got a white tooth on the porch today.

by Shazzlemcbazzle January 5, 2014

salty toothbrush

The act of dipping your finger in semen and proceeding to brush your partners teeth with said finger.

She wouldn't shut her mouth.. So I gave her the salty toothbrush.

by fluffy finger puppet March 4, 2014

mongolian toothbrush

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing the hair onto ones penis, followed by inserting cet penis into the mouth of another individual.

He gave that girl his Mongolian toothbrush.

by Jesus_Kitten May 20, 2014

cake tooth

When a musty bitch has hella plaque built up on tooths

Wow, he needa brush his teeth cause he got hella cake tooth tho

by lil k, neenz, & kaylontron October 12, 2014

bloody toothed squirrel

When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!

Oh man I tried a 69 for the first time and all I saw was a bloody toothed squirrel!

by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015