Woman Up

With Ovaries, Mastering Accentuated Negativity Under Pressure🤲)

P1: Hey, why are you acting all emotional and sad

P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me my annual raise

P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?

P2: yeah!

P1: Well, then WOMAN UP! As a woman, you MUST exude strength always! So With Ovaries, Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!

P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!

by Liqr1 August 14, 2021

Woman

Something that you will never get.

Sam: Damn, I want a woman...

Jack: Why? Slut.

Sam: Stfu I'm not. I just want someone to jerk me off

Jack: exactly what a slut is.

Sam: FINE.

by The Beatles' bigger than Jesus April 27, 2024

Woman

If I was this I could literally get paid to pretend to be a house cat... A house cat that gets fucked by its owner.... That's beastiality... Gross...

Woman "Look at my tits. Give me all your money."

Man "Ok!"

Hym "Hey! I have tits too! What about me!?"

Man and Woman 🤨🤨

Hym 😐

Man and Woman 🤨🤨

Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"

Woman "...... What the hell was that?"

Man "Don't worry my queen! I'll go make more money to give you!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022

woman

something you've never felt

guy 1: I like my woman like i like my microwave
guy 2: how?
guy 1: hot and in the kitchen

by penis_man69 August 21, 2022

Ladies' Woman

A ladies' man except she's a woman who enjoys spending time and flirting with women.

Maria: Look at Sophia go talk up those girls
Alex: She's such a ladies' woman

by NintendoXtream February 12, 2023

Woman

You know, I’ll never understand the other half.

Person 1: “Hey, who’s that woman over there?”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s Katie. I don’t understand her, she is so cryptic.”
Person 1: “I guess we’ll never understand women.”

by YellowBinLorry May 24, 2023

Woman

Something that only the greatest men deserve.

Person one colon * Beats up other guy*
Person to: you don’t deserve a woman

by Purpstar615 February 12, 2023