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Cum Shock

My grandad died from Cum Shock
by CUMMET April 25, 2022
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Beckford-Shockdeediddledee

When a woman refuses to sleep with a model-looking guy but finds herself sleeping with a guy that looks like anal warts
“Dude, it’s one of those Beckford-Shockdeediddledee paradoxes. No one can figure out what she was possibly thinking or how it could’ve happened
by Pro Con June 9, 2022
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Lithuanian Shocker

The act of giving a woman the shocker during sex while having un maintained fingernails, resulting in a torn orifice ( usually the rectum )
We had been camping all week and I gave this hippy chick the shocker in the woods, my fingernails were pretty long and it ended up being a Lithuanian Shocker!
by RobotScientist June 27, 2022
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fanny shock

The feeling you get for several minutes following an immense poop.
Don’t ask me any questions right now, I’m in fanny shock.
by Juju pop tart August 6, 2022
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Bow shock

A bow shock is, in short, when solar winds such as those emmited by the sun interact with the msgnetic field of a planet.
When this happens the kinetic energy of the solar winds is converted into thermal energy. When the radio waves of this occurance are converted into sound waves it sounds something like an earthquake (bear in mind sound waves cannot travel through a vacuum such as space because they need a medium, however radiowaves don't require a medium thus can be detected in space). A bow shock is very similar to a sonic boom
"NASA detected a bow shock with a drone surveying mars"
by Cygnus X - 1 September 23, 2022
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Liquid shocker

Two loads in a pussy and one in the ass
I just took a liquid shocker last night for new years
by Bailey Creme January 5, 2023
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Reverse Shocker

This act is when your finger happens to slip through the toilet paper and you find yourself on the business end of it. Aptly named due to the same surprise one would experience during "The Shocker"
Man I took on an extra job in the shitter when I was finishing up the paperwork and I pulled a reverse shocker on myself.
by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023
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