skin waffle

When someone presses someone else’s testicles in between their thighs.

That skin waffle hurt so good last night, may I have seconds...?

by Hellatru March 16, 2019

Skin dildo

Another word for penis

I asked her if she wanted to check my skin dildo for chlamydia.

I can let you borrow my skin dildo tonight if you want.

by TheOneOfLight May 18, 2019

Skin flint

A penis that is barely there.

A meatless weiner
An empty hotdog

I thought he would have some hard.wood, but when i grabbed hold of it all I got was a skin flint.

by Shayna16 March 26, 2019

skin fix

Skin Fix is when you need to touch someone's skin... almost like a drug.

Her: Babe... I need a Skin Fix...
Him: Here, have my back.
Her: *Rubbing his back*

by Dr. Frank009 April 1, 2019

skin tits

A woman who’s so flat chested her nipples are the only thing that stick out

Wow look at Jackie she’s so flat chested she’s got skin tits !

by Jackiejim April 4, 2019

Skin A Rope

A polite way of telling someone to fuck off, get shafted, or get bent. Solely to be used in a negative connotation.

Another way of saying Bless your heart.

"Hey buddy why don't you go skin a rope."

"My boss wanted me to work more overtime after putting in a 70 hour week. I told him to go skin a rope."

by Otto B April 14, 2019

Cheeto Skin

When a person spray tans and their skin turns orange

Sabrina: So should I get a spray tan?
Don: Only if you want to get clowned for having cheeto skin.

by Yung Dark Chocolate May 25, 2019