Self Milkshake

To put one's legs behind their head and masturbate until they ejaculate into their own mouth.

"Man, I can't get any girls tonight."
"Looks like you're in for a self milkshake tonight!"

by Kitchen Stove June 20, 2017

self-rogering

British slang for masturbation. Not to be confused with "a proper rogering", which refers to someone who needs a good fuck.

A few clicks on pHub and it is self-rogering time.

by SteelCityMafia November 24, 2017

Self Bantz

Doing something that no one else but yourself will reap any sort of laughter from but you know inside that you have done it just for shits and gigs.

While on his own he posted shit in a letter to a random address who he has no connection to whatsoever to have self bantz

by SelfBantz March 1, 2018

self sufficed

The singular version of self sufficient.

I can do it all by myself, because I am self sufficed.

by Elizalet May 9, 2018

self yourkill

An alternate spelling of kill yourself used primarily by people who wish to fuck with you.

Person 1: kill yourself
Person 2: self yourkill :)

by Superbro133 May 10, 2018

Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.

Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.

by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018

Self succy

Every man on earth relies on bae for her amazing succs but when bae leaves u for another succ u need to succ urself

Man, to im so lonely, but wait... There's self succys!!

by Hortonhearskeem February 28, 2017