Roblox

Roblox is a game for all eight year olds to meet up in. and virtually have sex with each other for example

Girl one: oh my gosh did u hear kelly and ryan had sex together in roblox yesterday.

Girl two: whatttt really?.

by you don’t need to know this December 4, 2021

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Roblox

Ah, Roblox. What is it? A LEGO-Based game where you can be anything you desire. Such as a rat, R-thro, online dater, etc. Roblox is full of trollers, online daters, and roleplayers. Sad, really. Roblox used to be a good game, until trolling and online dating happened.

I am going to use random usernames that would be a user for some players of ROBLOX)
Trollers (Normal users are normal players)
Bigfatratbaby: Aye Pablo.
23QueenBee23: ??????
Bigfatratbaby: I AM TALKING TO YOU.
23QueenBee23: WHAT?!??!?!!?
Bigfatratbaby: U deaf ugly nub
23QueenBee23: No you are! Your an ugly default!!!!! Shut up and go cry to your mommy!
Bigfatratbaby: No u

23QueenBee23 has left the game.

Online daters (This story is when an online dater listens to you and stops dating):
Amadooorable has joined the game.

XNightshadeX has joined the game.

Amadooorable: *Walks around with friend*
XNightshadeX: Hey girl.
Amadooorable: Oh hey!
XNightshadeX: Wanna be my girl? Your very cute and I am rich.
Mangelsindoskellie: *Randomly wondered away and says in chat* SAY NO!!!!!
Amadooorable: No.
XNightshadeX: Y.
Amadooorable: Jk. YES YES YES!!!!
Mangelsindoskellie: NO YOUR BREAKING ROBLOX RULES
Amadooorable: AHH I DONT WANNA GET BANNED.

XNightshadeX: I do it all the time.

Amadooorable: No I am not getting banned.

Online daters (Don't listen to you):

Bobevansman; Hey babe
Sweetiecutiebabe: Hey *blushes*
Bobevansman: Wanna go to my place?
Sweetiecutiebabe: Ok *blushes*
Bobevansman: Follow me gurl
Sweetiecutiebabe: K
*Noises*
Randomrat: STOP IT THATS NASTY HE COULD BE 0606060606060606
Sweetiecutiebabe: No he said he is 13
XNightshadeX: Yeah
Randomrat: HE IS LYING TO YOU....
Sweetiecutiebabe: Idc
Randomrat: ;-;

by RadiantRat April 23, 2019

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A poor man's Minecraft

"Cade was being clapped and bought Roblox instead of Minecraft".

by Vextility October 16, 2018

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a game where you can pay 500$ to dismember your leg and head

A: "look at my roblox fit"
B: "you look goofy as hell"

by lumiberry December 18, 2023

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ROBLOX Paper Ball Simulator

A simulator in Roblox where you have to throw Paper Balls or Paper Products to gain money (what's up with that?). When you throw a paper ball, it goes into your backpack (again, what's up with that?), and you can sell it for money (what's up with that!? Is the buyer of these paper balls in your backpack a murderer which wants you to weaken the victims to kill them, like Moriarty who sponsored the cabby in A Study in Pink (Sherlock Holmes), but the cabby was actually killing the victims, not Moriarty.) You can buy bigger backpacks from the "Buy" section. You can also buy new Paper Aproducts to "weaken"the walls (you can buy a new area once you reach enough money). There are also codes, but I won't talk about them.

ROBLOX Paper Ball Simulator: New update! 1. New boss! You can throw paper balls at it to kill it!
Me: Yet again, I don't want to kill anyone.

by Lol Memes ;) August 3, 2020

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