Awesome Pocket

A woman's genitalia, otherwise known as a vagina.

Though, it is highly acidic and designed to destroy all bacteria that enter it... it is truly an awesome pocket.

They suck dick, i.e. they have no interest in the awesome pocket.

I love her and her awesome pocket.

by Blaine Myers, Ryan Verde, Andy Peterson May 8, 2008

fish pocketing

To say that someone looks like a celebrity, even though they don’t.

Girl1: "That guy looks like an incognito Steve Carell."

Girl2: "No he doesn't. Stop fish pocketing!"

by LoviePie March 3, 2020

Pocket Yummy

noun/ adjective:

Attractive female of smallish stature, typically not exceeding 5'3" in height and 110lbs in weight. Known to provoke lascivious sentiment in males, including (in)appropriate commentary thereto among groups of males. A Pocket Yummy has always achieved age of majority and should not be confused with a 'Future Babe'.

'Hey bro did you check out the beer cart girl? Total pocket yummy. I could do some things to her that would make me ashamed of myself. Or maybe she would be ashamed. I dunno. Either way probably. Oh sorry man go ahead and putt".

by subtastic January 1, 2013

Hot Pocketing

When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.

When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.

by BreadstickMagician December 8, 2016

Pocket Tennis

When a large-limbed man wears swetpants or shors without underwear, his penis being wacked/slapped from left to right by his legs when walking, or by both hands in his pockets

I had a half-boner earlyer. I tought i might sign up for the pocket tennis league

by Mwtr123 December 23, 2022

Pocket Bible

North Carolina slang for penis, often used by politicians.

"Oh Stephen, I feel passion and desire and would like to feel you pocket bible in my hands"

by johnnyjr May 1, 2022

Pocket Trapped

Those who are loathe to explore their pockets for change for the next round lest they have been booby trapped by the Viet Cong.

"Here! Shuggy! It's your shout or are you Pocket Trapped or what?"

by doorstopnazuums December 3, 2011