Paint the shutters

A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).

"Ginger was down to just the tube. She had to paint the shutters."

by Edward Hotspur September 28, 2013

painting the room

Standing up right before ejaculation amd spinning as fast as you can so that you cover the walls.

Where is Bobby?

Oh he is painting the room.

by Provoked January 28, 2014

painting the drive

having sex with a girl whilst she's on her period then wiping your penis on her lower stomach

He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'

by the54 January 30, 2014

pant miner

A person who enters into a false serious realtionship for sex.

Becky? I told you he didn't love you, he was just one of those pant miners.

by SkyBlu April 25, 2014

Painty

A word used to describe a girl who overly covers her face in makeup, with the intention of looking good, but ends up looking like Barbie or a clown.

Some common traits include overly drawn-on eyebrows, an overdose of lipstick, eye liner and eye shadow that looks like it took hours to do, and foundation that doesn't suit their skin tone.

That ratchet slut is painty.

by fableheart April 30, 2014

Pant

weird pieces of cloth you wear over your legs to restrain your manhood.

Greg doesn't like his manhood so he wears super skinny Pants

by ButterPasser420 June 10, 2014

Painters high

Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"

I love getting that painters high as soon as I start painting"

by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014