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Granite tree-topper

A punster way of saying 'Rockstar'. Generally used to refer to people who have done something exceptionally nice or impressive or are all around awesome.
Wow, Hana, you're a granite tree-topper!
by StoneCeleb June 30, 2021
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teddy bear trees

When a light pole, street sign, or other landmark is covered in plushed animals teddy bears to show respect that someone has lost their life there, most likely due to gang violence or in some cases an auto accident.
''Teddy bear trees on ever corner is a sure sign that city officials aren't properly doing their job.''
by DaynaL. July 7, 2021
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Wise Mystical Tree

The photo of the 'Wise Mystical Tree' comes from a series of the internetmobile game company Plarium for the purpose of advertising their browser game Stormfall: Age of War around the year 2017. Made for people for over the age of 25 since it is rated 25R
If you are 25 years old and you own a computer, you must have a 'Wise Mystical Tree' on it?

Average 'Wise Mystical Tree' enjoyer is cool...
by StupidSh17 October 3, 2022
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Bob Marley Tree

a tall plant with a stiff upright stem, divided serrated leaves, and glandular hairs. It is used to produce hemp fibre and as a drug.
a dried preparation of the flowering tops or other parts of the cannabis plant, or a resinous extract of it ( cannabis resin ), smoked or consumed, generally illegally, as a psychoactive (mind-altering) drug.
Whilst Jeremy had been investigating the Bob Marley Tree
by SteveSteveson February 11, 2022
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Alaskan Christmas Tree

When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree
Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
by drfermi April 26, 2021
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Dollar Tree Wig

When "Dollar Tree Wig" is used it means you have a bad looking wig on. It can be used as an comeback/insult.
An example is "Girl bye I know you ain't talking with that Dollar Tree wig on."
by NickiMinajsMinion May 9, 2021
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happy tree friends

Unfunny cartoon series, mainly watched by prepubescent 12 year old faggots who think it's the funniest thing ever.
by 99999999999999999999990 December 24, 2007
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