Bearded fuckwit

Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.

Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?

Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.

by Adzybrah October 17, 2017

soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.

icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.

by ideefixe March 24, 2022

Vincent Beard

When you can’t grow a beard and resort to using minoxidil in order to grow an artificial looking beard that still looks hard and gets better with Time.

“ yo bro nice beard 🔥”

“ thanks bro I used minoxidil “

“ Damn nigga 💀, do you got a Vincent beard 😂”

by Moosebrah September 23, 2022

bearded kathe

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male while she has stubble, thus creating a chafing or rash on the male.

A.K.A. BK

Ah man I had the best bearded kathe last night, i got out of the shower and she threw me down, then proceded to BK me man!

by Bearded Johnny November 16, 2010

Beard

A beard is easily grown by a woman sitting on a man’s face

Look luke has a beard he must be having fun

by Nejdbensus August 3, 2022