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Mountain View Middle School

Mountain View is where all the loudest, most annoying, god-forsaken kids are. You'll find 3-4 exceptions but other than that, you question what the parents did during pregnancy to make them come out like that. Not only the kids but the staff too. 99.99999%of the time, the teachers and staff suck so bad, you wonder what traumatic event happened as the only explanation of how they turned out. The other 2 people are fine.
John: Brian...... I have to go to Mountain View Middle School
Brian: My condolences
by hurhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhur September 22, 2021
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Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone winner on top of the mountain, balls deep in the peak
Cowboy's fan 1: Man, I can't believe that we choked again this playoff, I thought this was our year man!

Cowboy's fan 2: I know, but at least the team can play brokeback mountain now.

Cowboy's fan 1: OMG, that's my favorite play
by anonymous December 16, 2023
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mountain face

A man whose smug face resembles that of the Rocky Mountains
Neil was too much of a mountain face for Malarie to resist
by Fluke69 February 25, 2017
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Mountain Troll

Just an absolute slapper of a woman; her crawlspace remains open for days on end waiting for its next victim. Typically larger than the average male, the "mountain troll" woman finds her pray drunken in bars, sleeping in the alleys, and in the Bronx. A full savv to say the least.
Charles - "Hey bobby"
bobby - "whats up homes"
Charles - "how was that mountain troll that mounted you last night?"
bobby- "Yao Kay you savage bint"
by Bint Sav July 18, 2013
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Mountain Dew GT

A gorilla tag tiktoker formally know as Mountain Dew GT, or his tiktok handle @mountaindewgt. Mountain Dew GT is known for being a tiktoker who makes a gorilla tag skits / funny videos. Majority of his viewers know him as a PFP maker, or a funny skit provider who can make different peoples day!
Hey {Name}, remember that one gorilla tag skit i sent you yesterday on discord?
Name: Yeah i do! that Mountain Dew GT guy? That skit was really funny lmaoo
by mountaindewgt July 20, 2023
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mountain martians

The worst shitposter ever. Never makes videos.
Todd : Hey, when's the last time mountain martians uploaded.

Mark : 6 years.
by Mountain Martians July 15, 2021
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mountain

The breasts of Earth.
Man, Earth has some great giant mountains...
by Yessssbabynooooonoooobabyyoooo October 14, 2017
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