smoothie mom 

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.

Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.

smoothie mom by thepal January 18, 2017

ur mom gay 

The most deadly, harsh and shameful insult in the entire existence of the human race.

Billy- "Your an asshole!"
Tom- "Ur mom gay lol"
Billy- *dies*

ur mom gay by cato_boi May 12, 2018

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My mom is on the browser

When you teacher thinks you are talking about porn but you really saw your mom in the browser

Yo! My mom is on the browser!

My mom is on the browser by Momonthebrowser October 23, 2018

Meme mom 

A meme mom is basically the mom of a group that really likes memes, or just a meme loving mom lol.

„She‘s the mom of this group, the meme mom, actually“

Meme mom by iiinsertusername October 27, 2018

Santa Mom 

when a mom or just any woman over decorates for Christmas

Look at all those lights! She's totally a Santa Mom.

Santa Mom by Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh help December 27, 2018

dance mom 

pushy, obnoxious crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, dance or enter beauty contests. usually turning them into emotionally scarred adults who hate their parents.

joe: your mum is a crazy dance mom
lisa: i don't understand

dance mom by games98092893 August 19, 2019