Matthew

The one who talks about porridge and rock pigeons

Matthew loves coke

by Menloveboobs October 9, 2020

Matthew

Hebrew for Gods gift to women.

Oh girl I started seeing this guy named Matthew. He's a gift from God.

by The Matthew October 17, 2020

matthew maynard

Big asshole, indecisive, can't make up his mind, can't hold a conversation for the life of him, likes every younger girls. But makes cute morning sounds, nice, funny, loud, outgoing, pretty most amazing bluest eyes ever, and very cute. Matt maynard yo he's so funny

Indecisive big asshole Matthew maynard

by -Anonafuckingmous September 21, 2013

Matthew

Just a guy with low self esteem, all he wants is love and affection from his family members, and close friends. He often times will not acknowledge or may just brush off compliments, but he cherishes them.

Friend: Thank for you everything Matthew, I really appreciate you.
Matthew: You're welcome...

by RomanticMinusHope October 11, 2023

Matthew

The old english definition for the name Matthew is as follows: A faggot, a very gay weak skinnyfat dumb estrogen riddled nigger loving gay homosexual. Matthews can't stop saying terms such as "I want cock" or "I would love a big fat nigger penis up my rectum"

Friend one: Yo do you see that gay looking skinny guy with the huge black guy.

Me: Yeah it's Matthew

by ADOLFNUMBAONE November 6, 2023

Matthew

Matthew is a funny, not so intelligent person. He may be on the skinnier side, but who cares? Some say he is a simp, I say he has rizz. if you ever meet a matthew, take care of him.

My Matthew is such a bitch!
I love my matthew.

by lilrenkx November 15, 2023

Matthew Green

A primordial being, birthed from the sorrow of the people and the union of greater existence. Ketamine Bluetholemew and Alcoholism Von Yellow joined together to form one of the building blocks of natural order. Through the fusion of these unknowns, Matthew Green was birthed. A true figglebottom(although he denies such naming convention due to his overwhelming sense of humility), he brought about the beginning of all things and acts as a governor to the passage of time and humanity's place within it's continuum.

Also used to describe the man above, he who holds the cat named Gypsy.

Is that Matthew Green? Rejoice! It is the coming of a new age!

by xx_jaydyncorepilledcel_xx November 18, 2023