Luke osmon

Luke osmon is a definition for someone who's always pissed at everything Or otherwise depending on usage meaning the targeted person to be a male lesbian in a non offensive way

Guy1: see that guy over there?
Guy2:the Luke osmon?
Guy1:yes!

by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017

Luke Updyke

Luke Updyke is a fucking out of this world person that helps anyone he can while being hot asf while doing it.

You heard of Luke Updyke? Dayummmm.

by Adrian Chopkovsky September 19, 2018

Luke's d8ck

Too small to see
I feel bad for his girlfriend bc it's so small, how does he frick her?

"have you seen Luke's d8ck? Yeah me neither, it's too small."

by Lukeisdead April 13, 2020

Luke

A Luke is a good person and usually annoyed by liams, a Luke will also hire someone to throw a bottle at liams. Lukes also hang around Mitchells, Patricks and Aydens. Luke’s are really smart and usually get an A but Luke’s also get a half point away from full marks and rarely miss a page. Luke’s are also really tall and usually taller than everyone in the class.

Girl1 : Luke is so smart and tall
Girl2 : I know right!

by BrickBuilder1 October 22, 2020

Luke kelly

a fat boy who smells of smegma

He also has a foot fetish

Luke kelly is constantly seen razzing his ped around the northwich ends

by mjacko lid February 22, 2022

luke longhorn

Luke Longhorn is mostly made fun of for his last name and supposedly one of the most perfect people ever. He is athletic in many ways but when it comes to education wise you'll start to wonder why he is even in your grade

Luke Longhorn did u do the homework yet?

What homework?!

by Jalini 2014 June 29, 2016

luke

a butthole who gives his friend pizza hut

yo luke is a poop

by luke pooki October 18, 2018