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Josephine

the coolest kid on the block, the coolest cat wearing a cap. Most probably as thin as a twig. Is a deep thinker and has trouble falling asleep cause she cant stop thinking about the afterlife. Is very funny but not very attractive. Has alot of friends. most likely has hypochondriasis. Is very weird and outgoing.
"wow, Josephine really is the coolest kid on the block, the coolest cat in a cap.
by josephinecat101 June 14, 2019
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Joseppi

shabby goody two-shoes who enjoys classical music and jammin' on the harmonica. Joseppi is the name of the kind of guy that would buy 20 sandwiches if you asked for tomato.
Guy 1: Oh my god that guy was such a Joseppi.
Guy 2: Yeah he was wearing a plaid shirt today at the science fair.
by Tomato24/7 February 26, 2010
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Joesph

A total fuck boy who tries to “act black”. He humps his friends while they sleep and jerks off to their sleeping bodies. He’s likely a total man-whore who eats shit. If your friend is a Joesph call 911 so that they can go to an insane assyulm
“Omg he’s so creepy
Yeah, must be a Joesph”
by Orge March 1, 2019
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Jospeh

Jospeh is a furry. Not the good kind. Like the bad, bad kind. Like the kind that’s into some freaky stuff. Like he wants to go to funky town with Roger Rabbit. He got a small peen, not to mention. His Hebrew Hamburger still be pretty good, though. He’s real smart but he’s always like “Did you just offend me?” Other than that he’s pretty cool. He was single handedly the cause of hurricane Katrina from all the orgasms he gave girls. He even made Obama himself get on his knees. If you ever meet a Jospeh, be wary because 1) he has nearly every STD from all the girls he hecced and 2) you won’t be able to walk after you meet. A Jewish surprise that can only be given by Jospeh himself. He’s an orgasmic figure straight from the Holocaust.
Daughter: Mom, I think I’m paralyzed.
Mom: Let me guess, you were with that Jospeh boy again?
Daughter: No, if I was with Jospeh, I wouldn’t have legs.
by TOTALLY NOT PEWDIEPIE March 14, 2020
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Josephine

She is cute, pretty and short. Josephine has brown hair and eyes like hot chocolate. She seems cold and intimidating at first but she is actually really kind and amazing. She is very smart and talented, plays many instruments and sings angelically. She sometimes puts others first before herself so it is required that she is to be taken care of and she must be reminded to take care of herself. There’s no one like Josephine, so if you’ve lost one, you’re going to regret for the rest of your life that she is gone.
Friend: “So, who are you dating?”
Me: “Josephine, she is amazing.”
by sickomode or mobamba April 15, 2020
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St. Joesph's prep

An executive training program designed to teach young entrepreneurs to manage some of the best bathhouses in the city. Many of Woody's and Bump's Upper Managemet Team received their secondary education at The Prep
St. Joesph's prep, Prepped, Fluffed
by RockHudson1975 June 28, 2010
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